During number 2. Don’t leave your badge on when you pull down your pants. The person in the stall next to you will know exactly who you are.
Debated Scrabble words at work
GLAIVE [10 pts] , (GLAIVES)
a sword — GLAIVED
FOB [8 pts] , (FOBBED/FOBBING/FOBS)
to deceive
VOILE [8 pts] , (VOILES)
a sheer fabric
VIM [8 pts] , (VIMS)
energy
The evil sorceress fobbed the brave knight who then, with all his raging vim, took up his glaive and pierced her as easily as if she was nothing but voile.
MANA [6 pts] , (MANAS)
a supernatural force in certain Pacific island religions
MANNA [7 pts] , (MANNAS)
divinely supplied food
CLITORIS [10 pts] , (CLITORISES/CLITORIDES) ßunfortunately “clit” is not a word… : (
a sex organ — CLITORAL/CLITORIC
LEA [3 pts] , (LEAS)
a meadow
LEGIT [6 pts] , (LEGITS)
legitimate drama
Shakespeare’s less recognized legit, Titus Gynodronicus, is set in a lea where village women go to seek help from a powerful mana known to protect their clitorises by feeding them magical manna.
LOO [3 pts] , (LOOED/LOOING/LOOS)
to subject to a forfeit at loo (a card game)
ROUGE [6 pts] , (ROUGED/ROUGING/ROUGES)
to color with a red cosmetic
MEW [8 pts] , (MEWED/MEWING/MEWS)
to confine
“REINFORCE” is not a word according to Scrabble.com.
PUPA [8 pts] , (PUPAS/PUPAE)
an intermediate stage of a metamorphic insect – PUPAL
CHIDE [11 pts] , (CHIDED/CHID/CHIDDEN/CHIDING/CHIDES)
to scold
RAJA [11 pts] , (RAJAS)
rajah
RAJAH [15 pts] , (RAJAHS)
a king or prince in India
RAJ [10 pts] , (RAJES)
dominion; sovereignty
Once upon a time in a raj called Scrapple a lowly servant who cheated in the game of Loo was chided by his Raja who told him he was nothing but a pupa and was then mewed to the dungeon to be rouged by the eunuchs.
WRIGHT [13 pts] , (WRIGHTS)
one who constructs or creates GOUTY [9 pts] , (GOUTIER/GOUTIEST) VOX [13 pts] , (VOCES)
affected with gout — GOUTILY
voice
The gouty boflexwright could no longer perform his job duties due to his impairment, so he retired and joined a folk-singing group singing in vox around the world.
TAMP [8 pts] , (TAMPED/TAMPING/TAMPS)
to pack down by tapping AEON [4 pts] , (AEONS) TRAMP [9 pts] , (TRAMPED/TRAMPING/TRAMPS) ROWAN [8 pts] , (ROWANS) BROIL [7 pts] , (BROILED/BROILING/BROILS) BROILER [9 pts] , (BROILERS) OAKY [11 pts] , (OAKIER/OAKIEST) ZAX [19 pts] , (ZAXES) SEEDER [7 pts] , (SEEDERS) AVIAN [8 pts] , (AVIANS) ROC [5 pts] , (ROCS)
eon
to walk with a firm, heavy step
a Eurasian tree
to cook by direct heat
a device for broiling
tasting of oak sap
a tool for cutting roof slates
one that seeds
a bird
a legendary bird of prey
to perform a backward somersault
Gimme Shelter - Playing for Change
One of my most favorite songs just got better!
Totally been here before
I really love NPH
Work Related Stress
Someone down the street from my office jumped off the parking structure. The body was on the sidewalk for 4 hours. =/
1 row of 6 8’s ala 168 market
You so skinny, so tall, like Model.
You have boyfriend?
Want me to do Upper Lip? You do Upper Lip you have boyfriend.
Things heard at a Beauty Salon
Birth Control
Men should definitely pay for Birth Control. I just need to make sure I get returns on my investment.
All things equal, would you prefer a nice body and a so-so face? or a nice face and a so-so body?
Well… you can’t work out your face
You can’t always blame it on your period.
I feel clocked OUT as shit.
Things you may hear in a Chinese Restaurant
“This dish doesn’t look anything like the picture. It’s actually completely different”
“You know… you should never trust pictures, It’s only a suggestion.”
— Shanghai
“A bug? … It’s just a bug.”
— ABC Cafe
“What’s the difference between these two meats?”
“It’s all the same. Meat is meat.”
— Little Sheep Hot Pot
“Can I get the Steak and Eggs? Medium Rare, Black Pepper Sauce, Eggs over easy…”
“Hold on…” *Waiter stomps on a Cockroach* “…Rice or Pasta?”
— ABC Cafe
A huge steel air vent falls off the wall and onto my head because it’s loosely screwed
“Here’s a 15% off coupon for next time”
— Ocean Star
